No joke threads here since 2004 
so here goes,
RealNeil 
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An wealthy 87 year old man went to see his doctor for a checkup.
He told the doctor about the 23 year old woman he had wooed and who's hand he had won in marriage.
He bragged of his virility, and that she was 7 months pregnant with his twins.
His doctor paused for a moment and then said that he wanted to tell the old guy a story,……….
One day, not long ago, a man decided to go Bear hunting.
Being more than a little absent minded, he mistakenly grabbed an Umbrella instead of his Shotgun on the way out the door.
While tramping around in the woods, he came upon a huge Grizzly Bear. The bear charged him and he went to shoot the Bear, discovering that it was the umbrella in his hands.
He quickly opened and closed the umbrella and shouted "BANG!" Killing the bear instantly,……….
The old man interrupted the doctor at this point and hollered, "No Way!,…Someone else had to shoot that Bear!"
The doctor replied, "That's EXACTLY my point!"
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